Karate Girl Destruction Run

Welcome to a ludicrously frantic exercise in running and jumping and lobbing bombs and smashing things! The only controls are a jump button and a bomb button – you only change direction when you run into an obstacle. You need to destroy the entire contents of the randomly constructed rooms to earn you extra seconds before the clock runs out and ninjas sweep in to end your rampage. You can buy useless new outfits if you want. We’re pretty certain that it’s impossible to complete, and we’re quite convinced it’s a clever situationist prank, poking fun at the idiot mores of casual gaming. We can’t stop having another go. Send help.